Just another one of those adventures with me and le toudan..
Me: My name is SaibankanNoKami Takara Kishimoto... I will be your master in thos goddamn citadel.. You all, behave well... or else i'll give you an intimidating punishment!! ...hehe~ understand~?
*after a few months...
Kogi: hey... do you remember the time when Aruji-dono was still new with us?
Juzu: yea... why?
Kogi: well.. i've been wondering about this punishment she says...
Juzu: why are you even asking for you to be punished? Are you enjoying the pain?
Kogi: no... it's just that.. she said IF we misbehave, she'll punish us... we're always misbehaving now. She doesn't punish us at all...
Juzu: Probably she's just threatening us..
Kogi: yea...
*after a while..
Takara: okay, like i said, Otegine is my trustworthy Secretary... cause no one really trusts him...
Hasebe: then... trusting someone whom no one really trusts?
Takara: yea...
Hasebe: that doesn't make any sense, Aruji-dono..
Takara: *teasing* *poking his face* You're just jealous!!
Hasebe: am not!
Takara: jealous!!
Hasebe: am not!
Takara: *hippo laugh* jealous!! Jealous!! Jealous!!
Hasebe: pls stop...
Takara: *hides behind Otegine*
Otegine: y'know Aruji-dono...
Takara: what is it my dear?
Otegine: you're a bit energetic... and you're the same height as Yamanbagiri...
Takara: so?
Otegine: nothing! *turns away*
*later that evening..
Mitsutada: alright, everyone! I prepared a meal! It's dinner time now!
*everyone seats together in one big table
*since Otegine is the Secretary, he sits beside me..
Hasebe: *looking very jealous*
Takara: *her food has so many meat in it... hence she's vegan*
Otegine: *eating happily*
Takara: *pouts*
Mitsutada: what's wrong, Aruji-dono?
Takara: Mitsu-kun!! I'm vegan! Dx
Mitsutada: oh right! Sorry.. i forgot
Takara: *shakes head* no! It's not your fault... *pokes Otegine*
Otegine: what is it, Aruji-dono?
Takara: look! There's a green bird!!
Otegine: where? *looks away*
Takara: *secretly puts the meat on his plate*
Otegine: i don't see it! *looks back*
Takara: *got caught*
Otegine: hey! Aruji-dono, what are you doing!!?
Takara: that's your most important task as my Secretary!!
Otegine: you'll need protein too...
Takara: protein, shmotein!! I ain't having meat!! But, you can give me some veggies... if you like
Otegine: not a chance!
Takara: Eh? Nandato!?
*later... everyone finished
Mitsutada: *washing the plates*
Takara: Mitsu-nii!!
Mitsutada: eh? Aruji-dono? Why are you here? You should be somewhere doing stuff sages do..
Takara: i'm already done! I feel bad leaving you here... i'm helping with the dishes!!
Mitsutada: eh?! But--
Takara: no 'buts' !!
Mitsutada: *chuckle* Thanks, Aruji-dono!
Takara: nn! It's fine!!
Mitsutada: say... why DID you call me 'Mitsu-nii' just now?
Takara: waa-- i did?
Mitsutada: *chuckle* nevermind!
Takara: huwa.... hey... i dont like secrets...
Mitsutada: *chuckle* you're really funny for a sage!
Takara: Ogyaa! Stop changing the subject!! *puts soap bubbles on his face*
Mitsutada: wha-- hey! *avanges*
*starts soap bubbles fight
*later... it was bed time
Otegine: *clears throat* so uh... Aruji-dono said that we won't be sleeping in our rooms.. also, for your safety, all of us will sleep in Master's bedroom...
Jiji: why so?
Kuri: does this really happen? You're her beginner sword..right?
Kashuu: yup.. i remember sleeping in the same room with her! Sometimes, beside her! Ooh! The bed was heavenly!!
Mitsutada: i think this is too off..
Hasebe: yea?
Mitsutada: i think she's spoiling us..
Otegine: uh.. nope.. all of us will sleep together in one room. The swords with higher rank, will have higher beds. If possible, more pillows. Like me! I have a high bed, and more pillows! Cause, i'm the Secretary! And my place is nearer to Aruji-dono..
To be continued
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