One day, The Saniwa bought a television for the swords to be entertained in the citadel. Also, to stop Akashi's complains and to fulfill his mission of laziness.
Until one day, Mitsutada was done doing his things...
Tv: ARE YOU TIRED OF WAITING SO LONG FOR YOUR DISH TO COOK??
Mitsutada: !!!
Tv: DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE NASTY SMOKE THAT DESTROYS THE KITCHEN ATMOSPHERE?
Mitsutada: yes...
Tv: WELL, THIS IS FOR YOU!!
Mitsutada: Yes.
Tv: THE NEW PRESSURE COOKER EXCEL 130!!
Mitsutada: *dramatic gasp*
Tv: THE NEW PRESSURE COOKER EXCEL 130 CAN DO EVERYTHING!! IT CAN COOK FOR 10 MINUTES!! YOU CAN FRY YOUR FAVOURITE TAKOYAKI WITH JUST A MINUTE!! AN AMAZING INVENTION IT IS!!
Mitsutada: Amazing!!
Tv: IT DOESN'T PRODUCE CHEMICALS THAT HAR THE BODY, TOO!! IT ONLY PREHEATS THE FOOD IN HIGH TEMPERATURE, THAT IT WON'T HARM THE FOOD ITSELF!!
Mitsutada: Wonderful!!
Tv: IT'S PORTABLE AND SPACE MANAGEABLE TOO!!
Mitsutada: *dramatic gasp*
Tv: ONE MORE THING! IF YOU CALL NOW, YOU'LL GET A LIMITED FREE COOKBOOK OF THE BEST GOURMET DISHES THIS BADBOY CAN MAKE!! ALSO HAS A LIMITED EDITION CHEF APRON THAT SAYS, " I'M COOL! "
Mitsutada: *grabs TV* Perfection!
Tv: SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? BUY ONE NOW FOR NOT 5000 YEN, NOT 1000 YEN, NOT EVEN 500 YEN!! BUT ONLY 300 YEN!!
Mitsutada: *squealing* *ran out of the living room and went to his room*
*now at his room
Mitsutada: *looking for his wallet*
Wallet: quack.. *empty*
Mitsutada: ;-;
*later still in his room..
Mitsutada: i have an idea!! *goes sneakily to your room like pink panther*
*on the way to your room
Mitsutada: *pink panther*
Ookurikara: *plays pink panther music*
Mitsutada: !!
Ookurikara: ...*holds trumpet*
Mitsutada: ....
Ookurikara: what are you doing?
Mitsutada: um..um... NIN NIN!
Ookurikara: oh! Ninja!
Mitsutada: yea!
Ookurikara: oh... *left him then*
Mitsutada: *waves at him weirdly*
Ookurikara: *gone*
Mitsutada: *smiled like evil grin dude* *went in your room*
*now at your room..
Mitsutada: where is it? *messing around your things looking for your wallet*
*then..
Mitsutada: I found it!! *holds your wallet*
Yes.. your wallet..
Look at your wallet..
Now look at your man..
Now back at your wallet..
YOU ARE READING
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