Touken Ranbu on Crack

What the swords think of me..

Me: What do you dudes think of me? HONESTLY... Start!

Jiji: why are we doing this?

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jiji: ;-;

Me: HONEST START!

Jiji: to be honest... i think you're bossy and creepy... but nice! Haha!

Me: ok... next!

Kogi: i think you're weird most o the time... and... you're adorable though..

Me: ok next!

Ishipapa: i think you're moody at times.. it's okay to show your happy side..

Me: thank you! Next

Imanotsurugi: i think of you as a big sister!

Me: thats cute! ... next?

Iwatoshi: i think... you're avoiding me most of the time... aren't you?

Me: pls don't eat me ；－；

Iwatoshi: i ain't a cannibal gurl..

Me: okay... next

Tsuru: i think... you're an attractive hot girl at first but... when i met you... i didn't became a wet sponge.. i became.. dried fish.. pls stop torturing me

Me: i hate you... next

Kuri: yea, i think the same way too...

Me: you're adopted..

Kuri: we all are..

Me: ..... next...

Mitsutada: you are a very very very attractive woman i must say~

Me: we got opinions man! We are in title to them. But I never asked~

Mitsutada: Master, please! Please...
Me: please what? -_-

Mitsutada: sleep with me..

Me: if i told you i was trans... would you believe me?

Mitsutada: *looks at me head to toe*

Me: well?

Mitsutada: nope.

Me: whatever.. next

Sayo: i always look at you as a mother...

Me: i look at you as a child too!

Mitsutada: and i'm the father, yes?

Me: no.

Mitsutada: ;^;

Me: next...

Souza: i look at you... as... idk really... i can't say much about you..
Me: why?

Souza: idk..

Me: if your heart rate stops, what would you do?

Souza: die... duh! O you expect me to do a backflip? I'm not Hasebe gurl!

Hasebe: why if it's me?

Souza: your theme song could go like, "i would do ANYTHING FOR ARUJI LOVE!! "

Hasebe: could you not.. i don't like Cornbeef

Me: but thats Meatloaf..

Hasebe: oh... my bad

Me: next...

Kousetsu: i think you're too hyper..

Me: i am?