Honebami: hey guys ...ITS STORY TIME~!!
Hakata: *gets tent*
Yagen: * gets blankets*
Atsushi : *gets bag of marshmallows*
Maeda: *gets all their blankets*
The rest of the toushirous: *gets inside the tent*
Namazuo: Hone, what story is this?*excited*
Honebami: *gets flashlight* THE TALE THAT WILL LEAVE YOUR FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN!!
the rest of the toushirous: *gasp*
Honebami: also, everyone is celebrating Halloween. So, I thought of taking part with the celebration.
Maeda: i see...
Akita: start, Hone!
Honebami: ...ok...so the legend starts...
．．．．．．one time.. from a near train station... there was.. a child.. let's name this child.. *points* GOKOTAI DESU!!
Gokotai: *gasp* -shivering- please..
Honebami: ．．．．．．and then.. Gokotai was to go home to the citadel.. he was from an expedition... he was so happy for he finished at 02:00:00. He finished 01:30:00. And so, he waited for the train. He looked for the Conductor to tell him what time the train left, and when it will return. But, as he looked around... nobody was there.. that leaves it that Gokotai is only alone in the station. And it's almost 10pm. He has to come home early. But the train wasn't there yet.
Gokotai: ..*shivering* ugh..i'm getting scared now..
Namazuo: *pats & rubs his back gently*
Honebami: ...ok...so...he was feeling so lonely... until..he heard some foot steps... the foot steps are coming nearer...
The footsteps... are getting much nearer...
Gokotai saw a girl...
Akita: that must be Midare!
Maeda: no, it's not!
Honebami: Yes..it's not Midare for the girl was wearing a mask..
Akita: then, Midare must've borrowed Nakigitsune's mask.
The rest of the toushirous: *laughs*
Honebami: *giggles* maybe.. anyway... so, now Gokotai gets relieved... but the girl asked him.. "Am I pretty? " then, Being nice, Gokotai said Yes.. since that.. The girl removed her mask.. revieling her face!!
The rest: *gasp*
Honebami: her mouth was slashed !! It's the Famous slit-mouthed lady! !
Maeda: Yaah! Such a terrifying encounter!!
Hakata: say yes Gokotai! RUN AWAY, GOKOTAI!!
Gokotai: YAAAH! NOOO!!
Yagen: then, what happened?
Honebami: ．．．．．．the slit mouthed lady asked Gokotai, "am i still pretty? "
Gokotai now frightened, he said...NO! He ran away! But the lady ran as fast and took Gokotai and hid him forever!!
The end!!
Gokotai: yaah!! I'm scared!! Why do i have to be the victim? Why not Midare?
Namazuo: speaking of which, where is Midare?
The rest: hmmm....
*shreek!!
Akita: yaah! What is that!?
*opens*
Midare: (with a slit mouth) ｈｅｌｌｏ...
All: *screaming in fear*
Maeda: i was wrong! The lady is Midare!!
Midare: ．．．ｕｇｈ．．ｈａｐｐｙ．．．．．HALLOWEEN!!
*gives a very delicious cake*
Gokotai: *fainted*..
Honebami: oops..i've gone overboard.. teehee~!
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