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Camping 4

Then night time comes...

Jiji: *asleep and drooling*

Kogi: *staring at him*

Jiji: *opens mouth and snors*

Kogi: *pokerface* o gawd 

Jiji: *snoring and drooling*

Kogi: im cryin.

Jiji: *mumbling* nom nom..

Kogi: !!!

Jiji: nom nom *drooling*

Kogi: *pokes face*

Jiji: glub glub.

Kogi: O_O

Jiji: woosh 

Kogi: O_O

And then.. Juzu: *snoring*

Kogi: not you too  

Juzu: glubulubhglu

Kogi: -_-

Juzu: tantan.. no 

Kogi: O_O!

Juzu: stay away.. no.. glubglub.. no..

Kogi: O_O

Juzu: glub glub

Kogi: probably having gay dreams..

Juzu: you..

Kogi: O_O me?

Juzu: you are nameless.. formless.. away from me.. cease from this world.. for all eternity..

Kogi: *creeped out*

Juzu: *silently growling*

Kogi: *scared*

Juzu: *growl gets louder and louder*

Kogi: *covering ears*

Juzu: *got up* Gah!!

Kogi: *staring at him* dude.. are you alright?

Juzu: what's with the face?

Kogi: well what's with the creepy speach?

Juzu: *remembers his nightmare of a horror film called Insidious*

Kogi: well?

Juzu: nothing at all! I just had a nightmare.. that's all..

Kogi:...

*at the other room

Hone: and then, he found the corpse of the lady hanging from a noose. And now, she comes to haunt all those who stare at her for a long time!!

Gokotai: *crying*

Namazuo: cool!

Ichigo: i got one too!

Toushirous: yay!!

Ichigo: so it goes like this.. one day, there was a girl.. she was a beautiful girl. One day, she got bullied a lot. And then, she can't take it anymore..so she painted herself.. and afterwards killed herself..

Tantou Toushirous: *gasp*

Ichigo: and they say, if you look to her eyes in the painting for 5 minutes... you'll die and see her in your room..

Gokotai: *crying*

Yagen: i got one too! There's one time when a young lady was so happy before. She was married to a flourist. They live in a rainy town. And one time, they got bankrupt. Her husband got so sad. She tried comforting him, but they ended up fighting.. so, he called a gang and had a deal. When the gang came, they raped her. Her husband was just outside crying because that's the deal they made. Then she passed out. After that, the gang gave him the money, he came insode seeing his wife unconscious. He thought her wife died, and he got so depressed, he hung himself. And when her wife woke up, she got so shocked by all the things that happened. She saw her husband. And she was crying so much. So much that she went crazy. When the police came, they saw her and her husband's corpse. She looked at them and laughed and told them, "look over there! " She pointed her husband. They knew she went crazy, so they sent her to an assylum. There she got Schizophrenia. And she got pregnant too. And sometimes, she calls the baby in her womb a devil. Mainly cause she got the baby from rape. She draws things like a girl that looks like her and with a balloon tied to her neck, choking her, and many black long hands pointing her. And her eyes got dark. So, she can't take it anymore, she took a fork and kept it in her pillow. One day, she gave u and dtabbd herself. Her baby died with her. And they went to hell and she saw her husband there.. THE END.

Gokotai: *mouth bubbling*

Akita: GOKOTAI!!

*at the other side

Tonbokiri: ....

Otegine: ........

Shishio: *watching them from a closet*

Yoshiyuki: *same*

Doudanuki: *same*

Ookurikara: *same*

Tonbo: Otegine..

Otegine: yes?

Tonbo: *blush*

Otegine: ?

Tonbo: nevermind! *blush*

Otegine: please tell me!

Tonbo: nothing i say!

Otegine: *gripping his shoulders*

Tonbo: *looks at his eyes*

Otegine: *same* Tonbokiri.. please.. tell me.. *blush*

Tonbo: *blush*

Otegine: please..

Tonbo: *hugged him and layed him against the floor*

Otegine: *being uke*

Tonbo: *being bara*

Otegine: no! *moans* i'm.. i'm a seme.. this is not.. to be..

Tonbo: *kisses his neck*

Otegine: *brushing over his hair*
*bang!!

Both: O////O

Shishio: o gawd! Who faqing pushed me!!?

Yoshiyuki: you got a problem bud?

Shishio: yea!!

Ookurikara: dudes, we got an information..

Yoshiyuki: ??

Ookurikara: their yaoi..

Both: *paused with their current yaoi position*

Doudanuki: *drama in front of them*

Shishio: *rofl*

Yoshiyuki: *laugh like Yamabushi*

Ookurikara: *laugh like Hamster homunculus*

*the other side

Mitsutada: *fixing his things*

Heshikiri: *organizing files*

Tsurumaru: BORING!!

Ookurikara: *ran to the room*

Mitsutada: kuri-chan..

Ookurikara: dude!! *shows him a video of Otegine and Tonbokiri 's yaoi just now*

Heshikiri: *blown away* *nosebleed fountain*

Mitsutada: *nosebleed* *thumbs up*

Tsurumaru: *rofl* GAY!! HAH!! GAAAAYYYY!!

Otegine and Tonbokiri: *crying*

*to be continued