Otegine: *sigh* i'm so tired...
Kuri: yea... me too...
Doudanuki: *sigh*
Otegine: oh, uh... Doudanuki... is it alright with you?
Doudanuki: what?
Otegine: *puppy face* please hand me a glass of MALK...
Doudanuki: *chuckle* i can get you some milk.... but not some Malk..
Kuri: that's what he just said!
Otegine: yea... just .
Doudanuki: no! you're saying it wrong! you say it like, "MALK" like... like it's a disease...
Kuri: *chuckle* how do you say it?
Doudanuki: i'm saying it, like everyone ought to say it.. milk...M, I, L, K....
Kuri: like he just said
Otegine: yea, like so...
Doudanuki: nonononono... say Milkshake...
Otegine: milkshake...
Doudanuki: okay.... say 'milk'
Otegine: malk...
Doudanuki: ....*pokerface* are you hearing this?!
Kuri: yea! The Yari wants a glass of Molk!!
Doudanuki: MOLK!?
Kuri: Give him the Molk, Doudanuki!!
Mitsu: Kuri-chan... inside voices please..
Kuri: why are you even here?
Mitsu: *slowly went away*
Kuri: .......creepy dude....
Otegine: *angry shouting* DOUDANUKI!! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!
Doudanuki: why are yelling at me?
Kuri: JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKIN' MOLK!!
Doudanuki: You're not even saying the same thing!!
Otegine: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, TANUKI!!
Doudanuki: NO YOU'RE NOT!! You're saying Malk!! You're saying---
Kuri: *awkward screaming* MOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLKKKKK
Otegine: *awkward screaming* MAAALAKALKL!!!!
Doudanuki: O_O' *dont know what to do anymore*
Both: *still awkward screaming*
Otegine: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Doudanuki: *angry* SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! *points his sword to himself*
Both: *so shocked and scareed*
Kuri: *points his sword to him* NO!!
Otegine: *points his spear to him* DON'T DO IT DUDE!!
Doudanuki: YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO STAB ME FOR STABBING MYSELF!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE !!
Both: *realizes it* *points it themselves as if doing harakiri*
Kuri: *crying*
Otegine: PUT THAT DOWN!!! *harakiri position*
Kuri: *crying too much*
Doudanuki: I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF FOR THIS?! *still harakiri position*
Otegine: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!! *crying* YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!
Kuri: *confused crying and screaming*
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