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Puberty and Maturity

Heshikiri: *drinking and is now drunk* WHY WORLD?!

Nikari: what's wrong?

Otegine: oh, he's been like that for a while.

Nikari: oh...

Heshikiri: why do kids have to be like that? Why do they have to grow up?!

Nikari: well..that always happens..

Otegine: *sigh* true..that always happens..they grow up so fast..

Heshikiri: NO! You're missing the point! They're not respecting us adults anymore!! *grips Otegine by the shoulders*

Nikari: really...?

Heshikiri: *sigh* i could still remember the toushirous before they were smithed... and when they were still new.. All of them were such angels! And now, They don't even look at me!! IM THEIR SEMPAI! EHY ISNT SEMPAI BEING NOTICED?!

Otegine: hmm...

Nikari: true...

Heshikiri: also..Gokotai! You know what? Gokotai is getting weirder too! He sometimes blows up the citadel! Why not use that during the expedition?

And don't let me come to Sayo..He's so mean! If you just carry him, or even worse, look at him, he'll charge to you and punch you in the face!! It's so crazy!!

Otegine: .hmm...i haven't seen that yet...

Nikkari: well, i have..

Otegine: oh...

Heshikiri: *sigh* i can still remember Yamanbagiri when he was still young... he used to be so shy and adorable! And now, he's turned into a quiet tsundere!

Otegine: that is true..

Nikkari: i blame you for it..

Otegine: eh? Why me?

Heshikiri: no..i blame Yamabushi..

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