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MasterChef!!

All the swords gathered and all thought they're going to Aruji-dono's schooling again.. but..

You: sorry, but Mitsutada told me so..

Kogi: why do you even listen to him...

You: when will you ever stop complaining??

Kogi: complaining happens to be my hobby..

You: complaining is your new best friend!

Kogi: *^*

Mitsutada: *skips in happily* Aruji-dono! Thanks for gathering them all for me!

You: sure! You're one of my bias sword!

Mitsutada: what?

You: i said you're the best liars sword. GOOD BYE, MITSUTADA

Mitsutada: i know i heard something there.

Heshikiri: so, why are we gathered?

Mitsutada: i planned an event for all of us!

Heshikiri: since when did you knew about that?

Mitsutada: we're already Democratic. First law from Kasen's rest day, second from Doutanuki's FIFA world cup, oh, i forgot about your Cosplay con, and Honebami's halloween, Jiji's newcomer party, Imanotsurugi's visit to the dentist, Otegine's birthday, And many many more. So, i thought of being one of them.

Ookurikara: i don't think it's called Democracy, i think we're all just spoiled by Aruji-dono.

You: what!? Ofcourse not!!

Heshikiri: we are spoiled.

Uguisumaru: yea... spoiled..

Aoe: super spoiled..

Ishikirimaru: i'm not happy..

You: ... *pokerface*

Jiji: what are we doing this time, Mitsutada?

Mitsutada: today, we will go to the kitchen!!

All: *goes to the kitchen

*now at the kitchen*

Mitsutada: we're here!!

Hakata: what's going on?

Ichigo: i don't know..

Mitsutada: Welcome to Shokudaikiri's kitchen!!

All: WHAT?!

Mitsutada: dudes.. today, we will have a cooking contest! *handsome guy pose*

All: *somehow panicing*

Mitsutada: OKAY! START! PREPARE ANY MEAL YOU WANT AND PRESENT IT TO ME! ARUJI-DONO'S ALONG WITH MY TOUNGE WILL BE THE JUDGES! IF WE DONT LIKE IT, YOURE OUT OF THE COMPETITION!! 
UNDERSTOOD?

Kashuu: what was it again?

Mitsutada: Questions?

Kashuu: *tries to raise hand*

All: YES!!

Kashuu: *internally angry screaming*

Mitsutada: OKAY! START COOKING!!

All: *starts getting their ingredients*

*later

Mitsutada: *rooming around

Yasusada: *cooking*

Mitsutada: what's that?

Yasusada: umm, *looks* miso soup.