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Hasebe: Dane-sama! you have to come here!!

Takara: hey bro, why?

Hasebe: it's an emergency!!

Takara: *snore* bro, let's watch anime today..

Hasebe: Dane-sama, There's an emergency!! and you'll force me to watch anime?!

Takara: yea... why?

Hasebe: YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!

Takara: so? *picks nose*

Hasebe: something dangerous will happen outside!! do you even realise that?!

Takara: Listen, Junon boy, you should calm yer tits..

Hasebe: oi... i ain't a junon boy, kay?

Takara: course not... you're a Junon Takeo...

Hasebe: *drags her/me out*

*now out

Takara: wha-- the ride's over... aww.. thats no fun at all...

Hasebe: you see that, Dane-sama?!

*kebishi attacks the swords in the citadel

Takara: WHA---!!! *calls le kebishii* Oi! oi you!

Kebishi: ???

Takara: yea you! stop picking on my Tantous, you idiot! pick on someone ur own size!!

Kebishii: *attacks the Wakizashi instead*

Takara: o-Oi!! Quit it you!!

Namazuo: *crying* Dane-sama!! help us!!

Takara: Nama-kun... you're a sword.. *picks nose* atack bro..

Namazuo: gurl, i'm in my Internal affairs!!

Takara: *chears* Throw him your horse poo power attack!! Go Namazuo! Go!

Nazamuo: i'll try.. *does it*

Kebishii: *got angrier*

Takara: ....kuso.. *gets a big stick* IMMA IMPALE YOU NIGGA!! *impales the kebishi*

Kebishi: *pushes her away*

Takara: umf! Why you!!

Kebishi: *went and attacked the Yari*

Takara: !!! *gets Yoshiyuki's gun and shoots the Kebishi dead and destroyed*

Otegine: Dane-chan...

*Romantic old manga scene

Otegine: you saved me... i love you, Dane-chan... *sparkle sparkle*

Takara: *sparkle sparkle* Gine-kun!!!

*flash

Takara: GAH!!

Otegine: *reading yaoi manga* oh, you're awake..

Takara: .... OI! STOP READING THAT, YOU FUDANSHI!!!

Otegine: what do you mean? Why do you even have this in the first place? You fujoshi...

Takara: You're THE MEANEST SECRETARY EVER!!!

Otegine: *continues reading* guhuhu...

Takara: oi! that's my laugh!! My hippo laugh!! how dare you mimic it!! KIRAI DESU!!

Otegine: *blush* suki...de..

Takara: *blush* i..i know that...

Otegine: *smile*

Takara: now.. give me that doujin already.... your smile doesn't suit yer face while holding that... Ishikirimaru is so dropping...

Otegine: why so?

Takara: cause yer reading that... he'll come to purify you.. You've become impure..

Otegine: .... i really don't understand girls... *hands it to her*

Takara: very good... * accepts..and after a while opens and reads it with excitement*

Otegine: Fujoshi...

Takara: shut up...