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The swords' diary

Juzu was so happy today. That.. by accident he went in a secret room where all the swords' secrets can be found.

He started reading all of their diaries..

Jiji's diary: dear diary.. Kogi is so pretty. He has so long-ass hair. So long like he hasn't cut them in his whole life. He should get a haircut. If he hires me as his barber, i'll turn him as Saitama One Punch man.. i wonder what he looks like with no hair. Maybe he won't have his fox ears anymore... ahaha too bad. He should cut his long-ass hair with Yagen's scissors. Kogitsunemaru, the legendary rapunzel, is legendary... hahaha..

Juzu: ...he needs to get a life...

Kogi's diary: Today, Jiji is being so stupid. He treats me like a big wall a while ago while doing fieldwork. He's so old and stupid. He needs to get a life.. if only i could push him off a cliff, i'd so do it...

Juzu: he's so evil.. Kogi.. cut yer long-ass hair..

Ishipapa's diary: Aoe is still younge. I guess i understand why he's so stubborn and keeps joking around. His jokes are not funny. But i have to respect him. I'll just laugh my ass off to give him due respect. But what if, he'll keep telling everyone his jokes.. he'll embarass himself..i hate myself..

Iwatoshi's diary: Iwa-nii has a diary.. he's so gay.. haha! STOP WRITING IMANOTSURUGI.. UNDERSTAND? nonononono.. PLS STOP.. I AM SO BUSY..no you're not GAAAAAAAAAAA you're crazy Iwa-nii.. IMANOTSURUGI PLS GET OFF OF MY NOTEBOOK

Juzu: such quarrel..

Imanotsurugi's diary: Iwa-nii is gay. HAHAAAHA INTERUPTION Iwa-nii yer so gay! Get off my notebook *SCRIBBLING* REVENGE!! DIBWIDBSYSBS why, Iwa-nii

Juzu: such quarrel season 2

Aoe's Diary: i saw a ghost just now.. it looks so ugly.. actually, it's a female ghost.. she said she loves me... and i was like, Hoe shut the fuck up.. and slashed her, but her husband went in the way.. and i was like Move bitch get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way.. and i killed him. Then, she was like MAN, THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE! and i was like, NU-UH! MAN, NOT TODAY!! I slayed those niggas like the ghost cutting nigga i am

Juzu: for the first time in forever, i agreed with Ishikirimaru..

Naki's diary: i'm teaching my little fox to write.. but he was busy with his old sugar daddy boyfriend. So, i spent my day alone again. Kogi, O Kogi, where art thou Kogi... and Kogi will say, "I'm here Naki... we shall have yaoi and make clones"
o, Kogi! Deny thy father and blah blah blah, or i shall never be myself again... seriously i aint a Capulet.

Juzu: ....i ship it..

Ichigo's diary: it would be nice if Midare burned in the fire... and when he comes out.. two songs will be playing as his theme song.. first, This trap is on Fire! This trap is on fire---ee-eea!! And then, 'dude looks like a lady' at the same time.. that would be the best dubstep ever made..

Juzu: lel i thought you love ur bros..
Namazuo's diary: i don't understand... Sometimes i wanna throw horse poop on Honebami's face.. i really don't know why xD it would look so funny! Also on Jiroutachi and Kashuu's face. Cause, their so beauty concious... and i just wanna be stupid and annoying like Tsurumaru is. I also want to throw horse poop on the kebishis' face.. just a test and see what happens..

Juzu: throw horse poop on my face and i'll so throw you off a cliff and burn you with Mitsutada..

Honebami's Diary: Namazuo has an amazing horse poop throwing talent... he doesn't like poop..  he just wants to throw it on other's faces so he could pull a very bad prank on them.. it will be fucking gross too... ewe..

Hirano's diary: Sometimes... Atsushi's just making fun of my hair.. if you make fun of my hair, i'll fucking stab you bitch!

Juzu: hardcore child..

Atsushi's diary: people say i look like Hajime Hinata from Dangan Ronpa.. and here i am thinking about Hajime no ippo... i hate myself..

Maeda's diary: if Atsushi is like.. Hinata... then.. i would be Komaeda.. right? UGH! yaoi..

Akita's diary: i have bootyful pink hair! Ahahaha! Lovely pink hair... and.. AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!! MIDARE TOUCHED MY FABOO PINK HAIR!! AGHSJSJS

Juzu: i don't even know what i'm reading..

Midare's diary: i don't believe that i'm pretty nd all... what i see is a hunk... a hunk with muscles and overflowing sexyness.. i'm so hot.. i'm hotter than Mitsutada..bow down to me..

Gokotai's diary: my tigers... my tigers can eat people alive... that's do awesomely terrifying..

*to be continued