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Your lie in April Fools

Mitsutada: there was this anime i was watching...

Tsuru: what's it about?

Mitsutada: it's called Your lie in April... it's really sad and romantic.

Tsuru: hmmm... April?

*after a while*

Gokotai: *running so fast* *crying*

Tsuru: run bitch! Run!!

Gokotai: *crying**tripped*

Tsuru: *stopped and looked at him*

Gokotai: *crying* Have mercy!!

Tsuru: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*revenge of Tsurumaru

*boom!

*the swords got locked in a room. A dark, a very dark room...

Yasu: what is going on?!

Kashuu: idk.. *putting eyeshadows*
Yasu: you need to stop...

Kashuu: shaddap.. i'm pretty..

Yasu: ._.

*bang!

Yoshiyuki: *fangirling* A GUN!!

Nagasone: you dummy! Thats a cromoda dragon!

Kuri: *pokerface*

Mitsutada: y so serious...

Kuri: if you did that to make me dance, well i ain't doing that...

Mitsutada: um... not really...

*boom!

*light flash!!

Tsuru: *wearing makeup like a broken doll or smthng...*

Hasebe: what are you doing?!

Tsuru: cosplaying dude..

Otegine: *sigh* that feel when, you cosplay someone, and ends up like something ugly... and people ask you.. "are you a retard? " and you just say, "no, i'm just cosplaying"

Doudanuki: hah! So true! *brofist*

Otegine: *brofist*

Tsuru: look, windmill!! I don't care what you say, i'm inlove with me! You try to pull me away, but they don't who u! Hslidbdjdkeep on holding! Kebishi try to cut me and i...

Hasebe: keep bleeding, i keep keep bleeding in love~

All: *looks at him like wut*

Hasebe: ...Leona Lewis is mai waifu. No Leona no laifu. Take Waifu, i end you with Naifu.. Naifu is Laifu, and Waifu loves Naifu. And I kill Naifu...

Mitsutada: lol wut?

Tsuru: LIKE I'M HERE!!

Kuri: so....? I don't plan on going along with you...

Tsuru: ODOROITOKA?!

Jiji: hahaha! Yokikana yokikana!

Aizen: kenkaka, makaserou!

KiyoYasu: ORAORAORA!!

Kakaka: KAKAKAKAKA!

Hori: Kane-san!

Kane-san: Sora mezushi da?!

Ugui: Ookanehira...

Tsuru: STOP SAYING YOUR SIGNATURE LIMES ALREADY!!