Night came after that..
All the swords fell asleep..
The whole citadel was so quiet..
Until..
???: *drunk laughing*
???: *drunk singing*
???: *drunk everything*
Hotaru: *woke up*
???: *from outside* *drunk shouting*
Hotaru: Aizen! Aizen!
Aizen: *sleeping af*
Hotaru: Aizen! *moving him back and forth*
Aizen: what?
Hotaru: Aizen! *shaking his head*
Aizen: what!? What?! (°ㅂ° ╬)
Hotaru: d'you hear that?
Aizen: ...
*drunk shouting*
Aizen: i do..
Hotaru: do you think it's a kebishi?
Aizen: probably not.
Hotaru: what could that be?
Aizen: obviously a dude.
Hotaru: i know it's a dude. I'm asking if it's a dude or a sword.
Aizen: well, let's find out! *stands up*
Hotaru: *pulls him down* No! Not yet! We should ask permission to Akashi!
Aizen: it's not like we can wake a heavy sleeper like him.
Hotaru: sure we can! I know we can! CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOR--
Aizen: *covers his mouth*
Hotaru: *angrily took his hand off*
Aizen: what's your problem!?
Hotaru: wash your hands, Tantou!
Aizen: well you should lighten up, Firefly!!
Hotaru: well you should go back to a biking anime, weeaboo!
Aizen: Well, you should go shorten your length, Oodachi!!
Hotaru: you're just jealous cause i'm an oodachi!
Aizen: well, you're just jealous cause if i get older, i'm hotter than you!
Hotaru: you wanna fight?!
Aizen: baka! I want a quiet fight!
Hotaru: *quietly pulls his hair*
Aizen: *quietly bites his legs*
Hotaru: *quietly punching his back*
Aizen: *quietly punching his nose*
Hotaru: *quietly pulling his ears*
Aizen: *quietly punching his stomach*
Hotaru: *stood up*
Aizen: * stood up*
Hotaru: *quietly yelling his attack* Bankai!!
Aizen: *quietly yelling his attack* Rasengan!!
Aizen: Sasuke..
Hotaru: Naruto!
Aizen: SaSuKE!!
Hotaru: NARUTO!
Aizen: SASUKE!!
Hotaru: NARUTO!!
Aizen: SASUKE!! *quietly running to him holding his rasengan*
Hotaru: *quietly running to him doing a bankai*
Aizen: *quietly yelling *
Hotaru: *quietly yelling*
Aizen: *quietly charging*
Hotaru: *quietly attacking*
Akashi: *quietly joined* Mangekyo Sharingan!
Both Aizen and Hotaru: *blown away*
Aizen: his power.. its too immense!
Hotaru: *stands up* MORO MORO MORo!! ELEPHANT ARM!!! *charges akashi*
Akashi: *squating and holding his mouth* ROAR OF THE FIRE DRAGON!!
Aizen: *dodge the attack* *casts spell* Ice Magic, Ice blizzard!!
Hotaru: *casts spell* Gate of the Tantou, i open thee, Aizen Kunitoshi!!
Aizen: YAAAH!!
Akashi: no! It can't be!!
Hotaru: Aizen, i choose you!
Aizen: Kenkaka, Makaserou!!
Hotaru: Aizen, use tackle!!
Aizen: *tackled Akashi*
Akashi: *fell on the ground*
*insert
???: *drunk laughing* I am Fudou the legendary Tantou Kebishi!!
Akashi: *stood up* *doing many uncountable poses* BY THE POWER OF MY LAZINESS, I'LL PUNISH YOU!! FOR I AM SAILOR AKASHI!! *does a sailor moon pose*
Hotaru: *does poses* Sailor Hotarumaru! O Nani? Nani?
Aizen: *poses* Sailor Aizen! Kenkaka, Makaserou!!
Akashi: *does too many poses*
???: *standing there*
Aizen and Hotaru: *looking at their dad*
Akashi: *poses and spins for like an hour*
???: *standing there*
Akashi: Power beam! Triple attack!!
*boom boo boom*
???: *groan like an old lady*
*later
You: okay, what's going on?
???: I'm sorry, I'll introduce myself properly this time. *stands up* I am Fudou Yukimitsu. I am a worthless sword of my late master. He.. so uh.. i went around looking for a new master..
You: *stands up* Well, guess what.. You're looking at one!
Fudou: *sparkly eyes*
Naki: *plays Fairy Tail music*
You: welcome then!!
Fudou: *crying*
All: *fell asleep*
-end.
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