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What I think of Touken Ranbu

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So, I thought of making a chapter where i share my thoughts about Tourabu..

Just following questions that has answers...

Q1. Favorite swords
-Gokotai, cause he's so helpless and innocent, Yasusada Yamatonokami cause yandere, Kashuu Kiyomitsu cause he looks so Chinese and looks like he's gonna kill everyone, Kogitsunemaru cause fox and he's hot, Nakigitsune cause he looks like Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul, everyone thinks so, Hotarumaru cause he's so cute and i'm shotacon for him, Akashi Kuniyuki cause he looks cool, Mitsutada Shokudaikiri cause he so awesome!! Best chef, and Heshikiri Hasebe cause he look like Natsume from Natsume Yuujincho, Souza Samonji cause he looks so badass, Sayo Samonji cause he's such a badass kid especially in his awakening, Shishio i don't really know why he's my fave, Kousetsu Samonji cause you can feel his gloominess and sadness, and I think...That's all so far..

Q2. Tourabu crush?
- Mikazuki Munechika cause he has that (/////)...idk Everyone likes an overaged anime guy that doesn't look his age...and Otegine, he's cool and all, he's a bit cute(////), Kasen Kanesada cause he's so talented, and Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki cause he's so awesome and he's handsome, too, Heshikiri Hasebe well i look at him as a prince, a gentleman, or something like that. All of them are actually handsome. Kashuu used to be one of them, and now he's not. Kogi too..

Q3. Favorite tandem
- Tsurumaru and Ichigo, Midare and Akita, Taroutachi and Jiroutachi, Jiji and Kogi, Kashuu and Yamato, Honebami and Namazuo, Iwatoshi and Imanotsurugi

Q4. How i might be as their saniwa?
- Like in my stories, I'll influence them with anime, and probably I'll faint whenever I get to hangout with Kasen, Otegine, Jiji, Heshikiri, Yoshiyuki.. but i won't let Iwatoshi and Imanotsurugi out of the citadel, cause I think Imanotsurugi is going to cry whenever Iwatoshi would never go home, maybe he's destroyed or something else. And if Imanotsurugi would feel sad bause his bro is never coming back, i'll have an all-year-round promo ticket to feels train. I just won't let the children, Iwatoshi, Akashi, and Ichigo out of the citadel..i can't take too much internal feels.

Q5. Who would i assign as team leader?
-I'm thinking between Jiji or Kogitsunemaru, or Heshikiri, or Mitsutada... I don't know why i trust Mitsutada, but i think he can be responsible in every way.

Q6. What i think about the swords for the first time..
- Mikazuki Munechika : Kaito Shion is really sleepy.
- Kogitsunemaru : creepy, please don't hurt me!
- Ishikirimaru : um, hello? He's not very friendly!
- Iwatoshi : Chinese shaolin monk.
- Imanotsurugi : creepy ghost girl
- Nikkari Aoe : he owns an organization of fighting robots.
- Nakigitsune : Kaneki
- Aizen Kunitoshi : Biking, Beyblade, Vanguard kid.
- Hotarumaru: hot legs
- Akita Toushirou: Sakura yokai boy
- Midare Toushirou: pretty girl
- Hakata Toushirou : smart kid
-Maeda Toushirou: shy kid
-Yagen Toushirou: never talks
-Kashuu Kiyomitsu: creepy Chinese dude that wants to bathe in everyone's blood.
-Yamatonokami Yasusada: that dude that wants revenge for dead family
- Ichigo Hitofuri: bishie dude
- Namazuo Toushirou: nice dude
- Honebami Toushirou: mean
- Yamanbagiri Kunihiro: Kise Ryota
- Yamabushi Kunihiro: awesome dude from India, one punch man
(Hairless/bald)
- Horikawa Kunihiro : Little bro
- Izuminokami Kanesada: Kamui Gakupo dyed his hair black, and doesn't want to tie it, and so he joined the Shinsengumi
- Kasen Kanesada: Komaeda Nagito dyed his hair violet, and started making poetry instead of being insane over hope and bagels
- Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki: he looks like he's either from a Fighting robot anime or either a fighting jam like Street fighter
- Koutetsu Hachisuke: Saint seiya with pink hair..how odd
- Nagasone Koutetsu: weird guy from American movies that are super crazy and rich
- Urashima Koutetsu: Link hates Zelda, leaves hyrule and goes to Japan to collect an army of yellow turtles
- Heshikiri Hasebe: Natsume Yuujincho lost his cat. Became a prince to find his lost fat cat
- Mitsutada Shokudaikiri: that dude from Uta no Prince Sama quits being an idol and became a sword. To hide his identity, he wears an eyepatch
- Ookurikara: Spain from Hetalia wants to be badass Japanese
- Tsurumaru Kuninaga: Iceland? Or maybe some other dude... Isana Yashiro from K!!
- Otegine: He just somehow look like someone from another anime... lemme guess, from a yaoi?
- Shishio: i love his hairstyle! And that Lion is Scar from lion king just without a scar
- Gokotai: he's so small! He's so precious! If i touch you, you might collapse! No!
- Jiroutachi: a beautiful geisha with muscles
- Taroutachi: independent woman needs no man!
- Doudanuki: that dude from Seinen anime that is so badass cause of his sad past
- Akashi Kuniyuki: Dude that has so many fangirls
- Nihoungou: Dude from racing anime.
- Tonbokiri: maybe a super saiyan!
- Sayo Samonji: kid from a samurai anime that wants to be like the main hero someday
- Souza Samonji: beautiful girl that has so many boyfriends
- Kousetsu Samonji: priestess

- i guess that's all i can think of, you can ask more questions!!