Ice cream.

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Forgive me... i'm just so bored right now...

Tsurumaru: *walks like a tree*

Mitsutada: *le ice cream man * how can i help you?

Tsurumaru: *talks like a retard* i... ih whahnth sohm iceh creamh

Mitsutada: what flavor?

Shishio: *shivering*

Mitsutada: what?

Tsurumaru: blueh pls.

Mitsutada: what?

Tsurumaru: ih whahnt blueh *derp*

Mitsutada: blue what!?

Shishio: ih wahnt perpel... *talks like high retard*

Mitsutada: *angry* P- Purple what?!

Tsurumaru: don't raise your voice in public sir!!

Shishio: yea! *says something retard* *attacks Mitsutada like a retard cat, while screaming*

Mitsutada: *shoves him* hey! Get off me!!

Shishio: i know how you like people smelling you.. *licks the ice cream counter*

Mitsutada: *terrified*

Tsurumaru: *went inside the Ice cream truck of Mitsutada* Ih wahnt raspberry

Mitsutada: *angry* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS!!?

Tsurumaru: *now outside* *derp*

Shishio: *sleeps on the counter*

Tsurumaru: *derp* okay bye! *left Shishio*

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