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Tsuru: Mitsutada... 

Mitsu: yea?

Tsuru: the internet is weird...

Mitsu: dude... we don't even have internet in this era.. 

Tsuru: i came from the future.. 

Mitsu; don't do this to me.. 

Tsuru: i have to! 

Mitsu: help me! there's a stranger!! 

Tsuru: hey! not all strangers are bad guys!! 

Mitsu: yea.. and not all of the strangers are good guys.. caution.. holds poisonous chemicals...

Tsuru: warning.. beware of pikachu 

Mitsu: warning... beware of crazy wild cranes... do not park in his area.. 

Tsuru: okay.. stop playing with me.. what can you say about 'shrek is love, shrek is life' ?

Mitsu: dude... do i look like a certain sword dude that looks at weird net things 24/7?

Tsuru: no... but you look like someone FROM it.. 

Mitsu: whatever.. no... WHAT IS SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE, TSURUMARU KUNINAGA SEMPAI?

Tsuru: you have to see it for yourself.. 

Mitsu: this better be good.. 

*after a while.. 

Tsuru: What do you think?

Mitsu: DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME THAT DAMN QUESTION!! 

Tsuru: .... what do you think....

Mitsu : ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY MIND SLOWLY!?

Tsuru: not really... i was trying to make you surprised... ODOROITOKA?!

Mitsu: YEA! YEA, I WAS FAQING SURPRISED!! I HATE YOU!!

Tsuru: haha! it worked!!

*after a while.. 

Tsuru: Kuri-chan... 

Kuri: what... 

Tsuru: i have something to show you! 

Kuri: okay... 

Tsuru: *shows the same thing* 

*after a while... 

Tsuru: how was it?

Kuri: i have to be honest... it really does feel so sad to be all alone.. to have no thoughts to share with... it feels so dificult... the harder it gets for a moron like you.. 

Tsuru: wow! look at you! you're always alone! 

Kuri: yea.. dude, i'm a kuudere... i can do it for years.. but.. you are a moron... a 5year old moron inside a body of a 18 year old bishie.. i hope you realized that.. 

Tsuru: that's just mean... so you're saying, that i'm a retard and things like these videos makes me a lonely reatrd?

Kuri: you're missing a point... 

Tsuru: like?

Kuri: you're a 5 year old retard inside a 18 year old bishie... 

Tsuru: what do you think of the video, nigga!!

 Kuri: oi! you don't call me'nigga' just cause i have darker skin!! you! i have an exotic beauty to Indonesians!! you! you! 

Tsuru: sorry bro! 

Kuri: look, THE VIDEO SUCKS!! WHO WOULD EVEN BOTHER HAVE A DESIRE TO SHREK?! 

Tsuru: okay! 

*after a while

Tsuru: Shishio! my prank buddy!! 

Shishio: hey bro!! 

Tsuru: i have something to show you! 

Shishio: pls not ur white crane.. 

Tsuru: no bro! something cooler! 

Shishio: what? 

Tsuru: a video ! 

Shishio: whoa cool!!

Tsuru: come here bro

*after a while

Shishio: *laughing like there's no tomorrow* 

Tsuru: you like it?

Shishio: not at all! i think it's rather pathetic!! 

Tsuru: yes! i know you'll like it! 

Shishio: *laying on the floor* 

*after a while...

Ichigo: what are you up to?

Tsuru: i'm gonna show you this! *shows the vid* 

Ichigo: *disgusted* is this Boku no Pico?

Tsuru: no, this isn't boku no pico... its Shrek is love, shrek is life.. 

Ichigo: it's disgusting... 

Tsuru: hahahahaahahaha!!!! *shows it to Uguisumaru*

Uguisu: what the heck was that?! it's gross and ugly!! 

Tsuru: hahahahhahhahahahahah! *shows it to Kousetsu* 

Kousetsu: ewe... what kind of sword are you anyway? 

Tsuru: hahhahahah! 

*later after a few hours of showing the vid to all the swords.. 

Tsuru: *lying on the floor crying* 

Juzu: what's wrong, Shrek?

Tsuru: ranbara... ranbara.. ranbara.. 

Juzu: .............. 

Tsuru: rohjirah.. rohjirah... rohjirah... 

Juzu: what's going on?

Tsuru: *crying* 

Juzu: *pats his back* 

Tsuru: *laughing* 

Juzu: ........... 

Tsuru: ..*now laughing like those schizo people in a wad room* 

Juzu: you should go to the repair room... 

Tsuru: *sobbing quietly* 

-end 

ps... i don't hate Tsurumaru... i just think of making the ending like this.. cause i was accidentally listening to a horror song.. 

Sorry Tsurumaru... i'll regret later...