Touken Ranbu on Crack

Music! (short)

Juzu: *sleeping cause of listening to super slow music*

Tsuru: *approaches* I am so going to annoy this dude!!

Juzu: *snoring*

Tsuru: GAH! what is this?! The music is too slow!!! it hurts my head!!!

Juzu: *still snoring*

Tsuru: I AM GOING TO CHANGE THIS RIGHT NOW, AND WHEN I DO, HE'LL BO SO SURPRISED!!! BUHAHAH!!!

Hasebe: hey! don't do that! *points at him like 'objection!*

Tsuru: what's your problem, dude?

Hasebe: don't continue!! Dane-sama might like this type of songs!!

Tsuru: what makes you think of that?

Hasebe: i mean, come on! She's a saniwa! She must be just like all the other Saniwas that like sooting and calming music, especially sung by a Junon boy/bishounen!!

Tsuru: *picks his nose* whatever...

Hasebe: please... just don't disappoint her..

*a while later..

Hasebe: Dane-sama... Kuninaga has a question for you..

Takara(me) : okay... where is he?

Tsuru: i is here!!

Takara: what's yer question bro?

Tsuru: Dane-sama, I would like to ask you... *making a very irritating face* do you like music that is so SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER EXTREMELY slow?

Takara: ...why do you ask me such a pointless question?

Tsuru: JUST ANSWER IT!

Takara: .....*cat face* no..no i don't...

Tsuru: HAH! HAH!! YOU SEE THAT, HASEMEME!?

Hasebe: *getting irritated* whatever... what kind of song do you even like, Dane-sama?

Takra: i like... *clears throat* WAAAAAH!!!! *sings a random rock n roll song*

Hasebe and Tsurumaru: *pokerface*

Juzu: *woke up and gave an embarassed face*

Otegine: YEA! ROCK N ROLL!!

Doudanuki: *gives a rock n roll hand sign*

Takara: u..uhhh... *gets a golden armory ball, and throws it at them* IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

Doudanuki: *dodge it*

Otegine: *ran away*

Yoshiyuki: *enters* I'M BACK!! AHAHAAH----*got hit so hard*

*alice human sacrifice plays

Takara: i'm... i'm the worst person ever...

Kashuu: Dane-sama! *sees Yoshiyuki* ....

Takara: no, Gurl, i can explain!!

Kashuu: HE'S A STARTER SWORD TOO!! ((he my starter sword, Kashuu))

Takara: i'm sorry! i - i - i.. *dramatic pose*

Kashuu: *dramatic scene* i'm independent from you...

Yasu: i don't care if you're her starter sword.. she will be mine...

Takara: ooo... we got a yandere here!

Yasu: *world is mine pose* SEKAAAAAIIII DE--- *sparkle*

Mitsu: *sob sob* right.. cause Dane-sama will never love me...

Takara: just be friends... all we gotta do.. just be friends...

Mitsu: no! i wanna be more than just friends!! ROMEO AND CINDERELLA PLS!!

Takara: guhuhu... um... hold on.. lemme think of a powerful song..

Mitsu: GAHAHAHA!!

Takara: AHA!! BY GOLLY!! POPIPO!!

Mitsu: how is that gonna go against me?

Takara: wait no... IEVAN POLKKA!! *wacks his head repeatedly with a cabbage*

Mitsu: fine.. i'll make noodle soup with lots of cabbages..

Takara: *running around like a 5 year old child*

Mitsu: y'know... cabbages can cause thyroids... *evil smile*

Takara: *dramatic shock* no... wait.. *dramatic heartbroken fall* my beloved cabbage... IT'S OKAY! THERE'S STILL POTATOES!!

Mitsu: that can cause poison sometimes..

Takara: there's still Chinese lettuce!!

Mitsu: that's hard to find..

Takara: there's still balsam apple!!

Mitsu: but thats too bitter...

Takara: there's still eggplant!!

Mitsu: that looks too offensive for us swords and you know why..

Takara: pervert... There's still THE DRAGON FRUIT!!! *holds a dragon fruit high*

Mitsu: how do you even eat that?

Takara: *gets an axe* you do THIS!! *chops the fruit half like a murderer*

All the swords there: *scared and shocked*

Otegine: huff.. is she done throwing stuff? huff..huff...

Takara: *holds the fruit like a severed head* *juice flows from the fruit*

Otegine: *girly scream* STOP !!!! *ran away again*

Takara: guhuhuh.... this will be so delicious!

Juzu: mind if you share?

Takara: yes! here! *hands a small piece*

Juzu: *enjoys munching* yummy!! haha!!

Mitsu: you wanna share?

Takara: *hands him a small piece*

Hasebe: how 'bout me?

Tsuru: and me?

Takara: hands them small pieces*

Kogi: how bout me?

Takara: ALIEN! YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE!!

Kogi: ...what? -_-

Takara: you can't just barge in!!

Kogi: fine... sorry.. but that piece is too large for you to finish....

Takara: *blush* it's reserved!! now run along!

Kogi: *walks away*

Otegine: please tell me she's done.. whats that you're eating?

Takara: Otegine! come here! i saved this big piece for you!

Otegine: oh.. for me? *recieves a large piece*

Takara: i already have one! *lying*

Hasebe: pfft... liar..

Takara: hey! i have! i just ate it that fast that you didn't saw!

Otegine: haha! thanks, Dane-chan!

Takara: nn! *blush*

Otegine: *got his mouth dirty*

Takara: ahaha! you eat like a little kid!

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