42. You Trippin

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Meek was out with one of his friend and me and Razah were up chillin, eating m&m's and waiting for him to get back. I love when he leaves because I get to eat candy but then when I'm done I want him to come back immediately.

Nicki- can mommy have her phone back please

I attempted to take it away and he started screaming.

Nicki- I'm just trying to call daddy.

He did care about anything that I was saying, he just wanted the phone.

Meek- hello

Nicki- hey babe, where are you?

Meek- I'm on my way home now. Why he screaming?

Nicki- because I took MY phone away to call you.

Meek- we gotta go and get him one this week so you can have ya shit back.

Nicki- we really do

Meek- aye but come downstairs. I'll be there in like 5 minutes, I got somethin to show you.

Nicki- oh god, I hate your surprises.

Meek- come down

Nicki- ok, bye

I picked up my son who was still throwing his tantrum and went downstairs. I sat on the couch and then I heard the front door open catching Razah's attention which caused him to stop crying.

Nicki- what did you have to show me?

He opened up his jacket and pulled out a puppy.

Nicki- oh hell no!

He put it down on the floor and it ran right over to the couch.

Nicki- ahhhh. Stop playin Meek! Get it!

I was standing on the couch freaking out while Razah just stared at it.

Meek- you don't like it?

Nicki- hell no I don't like it now take it back where you got it from because it's not stayin here!

Meek- he like it

Nicki- I don't care, get it away!

Meek- chill out, it's a puppy. It's not gone do shit.

He picked up Razah from of the couch and sat him on the floor. The puppy came over and started licking his hands and face while Razah just smiled with his fingers in his mouth.

Nicki- don't let it lick my baby in the mouth!

He picked him back up and Razah reached for the puppy.

Meek- get down off the couch with yo scary ass

Nicki- no, I don't want that thing lickin all on me.

Meek- he ain't worried about you man

I slowly stepped off the couch and the puppy came over and sniffed me before running off.

Nicki- this don't belong to us right?

Meek- it might

Nicki- why would you just bring home a dog without talking with me about it first?

Meek- I actually got it for you since yo scary ass always talkin about you scared to be here by ya self. It's for protection when I'm not here.

Nicki- but I don't like dogs.

Meek- you gone grow to like him.

Nicki- well I just want you to know that I'm not picking up no dog shit or cleaning up after it. That's your responsibility.

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