Trapped in Twilight, Help!

This Is The Only Author's Note! It's Very Important!

  Guys! This is very important! I need to know what y'all think! This is the only author's note! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE give me some feed back!  

Okay guys, I don't like Twilight. I'm a lot like Edythe, but I don't mean to give any Twihards any grief. The page numbers are correct (it took me a good ten minutes to flip through the books to find them) and the thing about Bella and Edward's relationship being abusive... I found an article about that a while ago, I thought it would make a pretty good argument for this book.

Again, I'm really, really, sorry if I offend anyone in this book. Just know that I may hate Twilight, but I respect it. Okay? Now that may seem really weird, but I respect Twilight enough to have read it twice. Now, I was trying to get over Harry Potter (I've read the series a total of 27 times and counting and read the fifth book 32 times (it's my favorite)). 

That being said, let me know how Edythe should change the story. Whether it be because she and Edward start a relationship (or another Cullen/wolf, I don't care; you decide) or if she just talks Bella out of certain things (like running to Rome in New Moon) or if she's just there and acts like a more annoying (hard to imagine but bear with me) Alice. I'm even willing to make this into a cross over with Harry Potter if y'all want (or any other fandom).

Also, as of right now only Edythe goes to Forks (be it via plane or portal) alone, so let me know if Lily Petunia Jones should join her.

One more thing before I post the next chapter, I want to discus the names. So...

Edythe Elizabeth Swann; if you haven't read Life and Death, you need to. It's Twilight Re-imagined. Edythe is Edward's female counterpart, and I love the name Edith but the spelling Edythe (which means 'rich war' or 'spoils of war') is much more elegant, I think. As for her middle name, Elizabeth; it was Edward's mother's name. Swann is just from Elizabeth Swann from Pirates of the Caribbean. I love those movies. Her entire name is basically based off of Twilight which I did for the irony of the story.

Lily Petunia Jones is entirely based off of Lily and Petunia Evans from Harry Potter. Lilies and Petunias are both flowers (y'all better know that) and Evans and Jones are both very ordinary names. Once again, it is for a little bit of irony.

One more thing; all the the art or videos that come into this story are not mine! I can't draw or sing to save my life! I mean, I can hardly write a decent story! So, all credit goes to where credit is due! I may not know where it goes, but give them credit, y'all!

Finally, here is the timeline for the story:

Twilight- Jan-May 2005

New Moon- September- April 2005/06

Eclipse- May-June 2006

Breaking Dawn- August- January 2006/07

Now, on with the story...