Dangan Ronpa Chat

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*PokemonRio has added 6 people to this chat*
*PokemonRio has renamed this chat 'MY BAES'*

Rio: HIIIII MY BAES
Byakuya Togami: what.
Rio: Heyo, you prick.
Kazuichi Souda: Er...so this is the real Togami?
Byakuya Togami: Yes.
Gundam Tanaka: Who is the mortal that added me to this accursed chat that I may access using the technology the world has bought us?
Rio: Me...?
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: What the hell its 5 o'clock who gets up at this time in the morning
Rio: ....wait. Where's Leon and Makoto?
Byakuya Togami: Kuwata is down by the batting cages
Byakuya Togami: Now I'm going to make my tea.
Rio: Eh, is he perfecting on how to pitch his pick-up lines?
Kazuichi Souda: sTOP

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Leon Kuwata: ...why would i b at the cages at 5
Leon Kuwata: rio was that needed
Rio: Yeah.

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Gundam Tanaka: WHO HAS MY SCARF
Gundam Tanaka: MORTALS WHICH ONE OF YOU BEINGS HAS MY DIVINE SCARF THAT WAS GIFTED TO ME FROM THE GODS OF HELL
Makoto Naegi: Um...
Leon Kuwata: yo
Gundam Tanaka: WHO
Rio: Gundam, I'm trying to read Una's My Tsubaka. Have you checked if it was around your neck?
Gundam Tanaka: ...
Gundam Tanaka: You put it there by magic just now, didn't you
Rio: I'm a being from Hell, if that's what you're asking.

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Makoto Naegi: Hey, Rio?
Rio: What?
Makoto Naegi: I can see Gundam.
Rio: Why should I be con- OH MY GOD GUNDAM GET OUT FROM BEHIND MY WINDOW
Makoto Naegi: That's why?

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Rio: Kazuichi, why did you break the fourth wall?
Kazuichi Souda: Hm?
*PokemonRio has sent one attachment*
Kazuichi Souda: o.0
Rio: Monokuma did that too.
Monokuma: HELLO YOU LITTLE BASTARDS
Rio: HOW THE EVER LOVING FLOP DID YOU GET IN HERE YOU'RE NOT A BAE

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Leon Kuwata: sup
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: this is useless why am I here
Rio: hEYO BATTER, BATTER AND BABYFACE
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: yOU LITTLE
Leon Kuwata: batter batter
Leon kuwata: srsly
Leon Kuwata: okay what am i missing
Leon Kuwata: GET THE AK47 AWAY FROM ME
Rio: FUYUHIKO NO
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: FUYUHIKO YES

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Byakuya Togami: I think one of them shot Rio through.
Gundam Tanaka: I hope so, for that devil is a being from a different hell then I.
Byakuya Togami: Peasant go make me tea
Gundam Tanaka: I work no kettle, mortal.

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Rio: Are you guys seriously having an insult war?
Gundam Tanaka: RETREAT, DEVIL!
Rio: um yeah. Bye.

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*PokemonRio has added Ibuki Mioda to this chat*
*PokemonRio has added Sakura Oogami to this chat*
*PokemonRio has added Kyouko Kirigiri to this chat*
*PokemonRio has added Akane Owari to this chat*
*PokemonRio has renamed this chat 'DANGAN RONPA FAVS'*
Leon Kuwata: no sayaka?
Kazuichi Souda: Miss Sonia? ;-;
Rio: No.
Ibuki Mioda: Ibuki is one of Rio-chan's favorites! :D
Rio: Rio, please. And yes, Ibuki is one of Rio-chan's favorites.
Ibuki Mioda: YAAAAAAYYYYY
Byakuya Togami: Wonderful.
*Byakuya Togami has left this chat*

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Sakura Oogami: I have to go soon, I need to meet with Asahina and Akane soon.
Akane Owari: Eh?
Akane Owari: oh shit gtg

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Makoto Naegi: ...
Makoto Naegi: Why is Komaeda chasing Hajime?

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Kyouko Kirigiri: Kuwata-san.
Leon Kuwata: what
Kyouko Kirigiri: Please do kindly remove yourself from waiting outside my bedroom with a katana.
Leon Kuwata: what nooooooooo
Leon Kuwata: oh wait shit this isnt sayakas room
Ibuki Mioda: LANGUAGE LEON-CHAN!
Makoto Naegi: Maizono's in my room.

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Kazuichi Souda: Guys
Kazuichi Souda: guys I think Rio's gonna pull out the terrible puns in our group chat of 33 people
Leon Kuwata: DAMMIT
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: yeah ima go delete that chat before she starts.

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*DIFFERENT CHAT:
NUMBER: 36 people: Monomi, Monokuma, Alter Ego, PokemonRio, Makoto Naegi, Kyouko Kirigiri, Aoi Asahina, Toko Fukawa;
TITLE: DaNgAn RoNpA *

Rio: Hey, hey, Celes.
Celestia Lundenburg: What...?
Rio: I guess the motive thing got you really fired up!
*Celestia Lundenburg has left the chat*

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Rio: sAYAKA HI
Sayaka Maizono: Hey, Rio-chan.
Rio: No need for honorifics..but you really took a stab at killing Leon, eh?
*Sayaka Maizono has left the chat*
Sonia Nevermind: Rio-san, please stop
Junko Enoshima: KEEP GOING IT BRINGS DESPAIR

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Rio: Psst. Mondo.
Mondo Oowada: what man
Rio: Your favorite food is butter, right?
Mondo Oowada: f*CK OFF
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: SWEARING IS NOT PERMITTED IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT!
*Mondo Oowada and Kiyotaka Ishimaru has left the chat*
Rio: :3

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Rio: MIKAAAAAAAAAANNNN
Mikan Tsumiki: rio-san...do...do..do you need...something?
Rio: Yes, I need a hand to get into outer-space! :D
*Mikan Tsumiki has left the chat*
Kazuichi Souda: RIO STOP

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Rio: Ibuki!
Ibuki Mioda: Rio-chan has found Ibuki!
Rio: I feel guilty for saying this joke. What did Mikan do when you high-fived her?
Ibuki Mioda: Ibuki don't know! What? :D
Rio: She left you hanging!
Ibuki Mioda: ...
Ibuki Mioda: THAT WAS TERRIBLE IBUKI LIKEY!

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Rio: Oh god I feel guilty again...LEON!
Leon Kuwata: what do u want
Rio: Nothing...just wanted to say your execution was a real ball-game.
Leon Kuwata: u didnt just
Rio: Shame. I wanted to see more of you, but you were killed right off the bat!
*Leon Kuwata has left the chat*

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Gundam Tanaka: Rio, I shall curse you if you pull those accursed puns out on me-
Rio: Nah. I just wanted to point out I'm apart of the stampede that are your fangirls.
Gundam Tanaka: Oh, okay
Gundam Tanaka: Oh.
Gundam Tanaka: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE YOU DEVIL!
Rio: I love you too <3
*Gundam Tanaka has left the chat*

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Rio: Hey, Alter Ego.
Alter Ego: Hello, Rio-san.
Rio: Say...you were tore to pieces because of Sakura's death, isn't that right?
Alter Ego: ...
*Alter Ego has left the chat*
Chihiro Fujisaki: ...Rio-san...
Rio: You were a real smash-hit with the fangirls, right Chihiro?
*Chihiro Fujisaki has left the chat*
Rio: oh no DAMMIT DONT CRY

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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: rIO YOU INSULTED EVERYONE EVEN HIYOKO
Rio: I know.
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: How'd you insult the survivors?
Rio: Oh, you know. Hajime, you drop a word about Izuru; Sonia- Gundam; Akane- Nekomaru. You know, stuff like that.
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: If you dare mention Peko I will hurt you
Rio: ..
Rio: I'll just go now.

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PICTURE: Ibuki Mioda (right) and Gundam Tanaka (left)

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