No, seriously, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?! And who's Mr. Free? Is that my Happy Buddy? What the-
Dear Mr. Haywood,
We may have accidentally sent you a letter addressed to a certain Mr. Free. We want you to know that this mistake has been rectified and that your Happy Buddy really does like you and is your best friend purely because you are so friendly.
Oh, so I'm just supposed to let this slide?! This is fucked up! I...I need to calm down. Ranting about this in a prison cell isn't going to help anyone. Maybe if I start to act happier and less depressed I can help...?
Well, I guess I'll hang up this painting from Jack. It is pretty dreary in this cell.
Huh, this painting's actually pretty nice. Thanks, Jack.
Oh... It's a letter from my Happy Buddy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW ARE YOU DOING???
Uh, I'm okay, I think.
I'M FEELING SOOOOOOO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIENDLIST HAPPY FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!
Well, at least he seems okay. Maybe that letter wasn't for him...? But the apology made it seem like it...
Oh, it's another letter from Jack.
Friend,
If my calculations are correct, then this letter will arrive at your cell right around bedtime. I hope those prison beds are comfortable...
Goodnight friend,
Jack
I, uh, I actually just got up. The letter must be backed up from when I played all that Serpent. Here's another one now...
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The Meaning of Freedom - An Achievement Hunter Fanfiction
Hayran KurguRyan Haywood has been imprisoned in a cell without being told why. With only notes and gifts from people who supposedly know him to keep him informed on what's happening in the outside world and keep him entertained, and a journal to help him docume...
