My Dark Rants

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   SO YESTERDAY MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO AN ISLAND LIKE EAST OF OCEAN CITY I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE IT WAS. ANYWAY. THE BEACH WAS SOOO PRETTY AND HARDLY ANYONE WAS THERE. THE WIND WAS KINDA STRONG BUT NOT THAT BAD EXCEPT I WASN'T WEARING A SWIMSUIT AT THE TIME BECAUSE WE WERE PLANNING ON GOING IN THE WATER. WELL GUESS WHAT. I WALKED CLOSE TO THE WATER AND OF COURSE WHEN I DID THIS FCKING ***HUGE*** WAVE CAME IN AND THANK GOD MY PHONE WAS OKAY CUZ IF IT WASN'T I WOULD ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF, LIKE LET THE TIDE TAKE ME AWAY CUZ FML. BUT I FELL IN THE FCKING WATER. WITHOUT A SWIMSUIT. WITH MY PHONE. MY FAMILY WAS LAUGHING BUT I WAS STILL STRUGGLING TO STAND UP WHEN MORE WATER CAME AND FOR SOME REASON IT DIDN'T SEEM AS SALTY AS THE WATER IN OCEAN CITY BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T AS SALTY AS I WAS. AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEN I HAD TO RUN IN THE SAND WITHOUT SHOES AND I SHOULD BE USED TO THIS FROM PLAYING VOLLEYBALL BUT I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE EXERCISE WISE SINCE LIKE 1989 AND SO I FELL IN THERE TOO. AND THEN A WILD HORSE CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND IT WAS EATING GRASS NEARBY BUT IT WAS STARTING TO COME TERRIFYINGLY CLOSE AND I WAS JUST LIKE OH HELL NAH I'M NOT ABOUT TO GET BITTEN TODAY. THEN WE WENT TO THE BOARDWALK IN OCEAN CITY AND I SWEAR I THOUGHT I LOST MY HEADPHONES AND I ALMOST CRIED IF I HAD. THANK GOD I FOUND THEM IN MY OTHER JACKET. YESTERDAY WAS REALLY REALLY FUN ALSO CUZ WE WENT TO A BUFFET AND I ATE MORE THAN I HAVE SINCE JANUARY AND THAT I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. ALSO MY DAD ALMOST FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR WHILE TRYING TO EAT CRAB LEG MEAT CUZ YOU KNOW THE STRUGGLE. AND THEN EARLIER THAT DAY I OPENED THE SUNROOF IN THE CAR AND THEN MY DAD STUCK HIS HAND OUT THE TOP RIGHT, SO THEN I WAS LIKE "HEY DAD WHAT IF YOU JUST LIKE," AND I STUCK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AND THEN HE ACTUALLY WENT AND STUCK THE MIDDLE FINGER OUT THE SUNROOF WHILE WE WERE DRIVING. I WAS CRYING MAN. ANYWAY THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY MY ARMS ARE HURTING.