oh dear! more of sam's rants are here

leSBEANS

so story time trishasam came up and hugged me in the hall today while we were waiting to get into tech because she's a clingy mother fucker who i love so so much and her hugs are my liFe source but aNYWAYS this kid jack comes up to us and was like screaming "lESBEANS" and i was cringing because a. how can you not know i like girls??? b. he was trying to insult us, the homophobic piece of shit and c. he wasn't even saying lesbians right lmao

but anyways out of no where one of my guy friends comes up behind us and is like "the correct term for sam (referring to me sam) is asexual panromantic, correct yourslef" and i was very happy for the correction it was nice