requester ; lilactaehyung
prompt ; things you said when we first met
ship ; phan (dan x phil)
pov ; phil
category ; none ?
word count ; 115
note ; because i'm lazy as fuck this is going to be a twitter type thing cool ? cool so this is when they first met online also i don't actually know how twitter works so excuse me
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"holy fuck you're real"
danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil followed me oh my god !! *screeches*
AmazingPhil : @danisnotonfire well you seemed cool. dm me sometime?
danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil *screeches even louder*
(now because i have no idea how twitter works ((lmao)) let's pretend this is dm)
danisnotonfire : uhm hi
danisnotonfire : i think your hand slipped when you followed me???
danisnotonfire : and when you tweeted me ??
haha what? : AmazingPhil
danisnotonfire : it was probably an accident
danisnotonfire : because like
danisnotonfire : i'm so awkward ?
danisnotonfire : and ur a literal god ????
well, actually, i'm just a person lol : AmazingPhil
danisnotonfire : holy fuck you're real
haha well yeah i'm not a robot ^-^ : AmazingPhil
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note ; i had no ideas
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