oh dear! more of sam's rants are here

new ship from tial

(tanaka-san is always listless)

"we're steady, like an old couple." - tanaka about him & ohta

"for me ohta is the ideal wife. he can carry me." - tanaka

"lovely." - tanaka about ohta accidentally tying up his hair with a blue plaid scrunchie

"you can count on me to carry groceries." - ohta to tanaka because domestic as heLL

"the competition for you is skyrocketing." - tanaka to ohta

"be careful getting home." - ohta to tanaka

"ohta-kun is lucky he's so close to tanaka-kun." - some popular girl who i forget the name of but she's cool

tanaka : *keeps slipping out if ohta's grasp*
ohta : *gives him a piggy back ride*

popular girl : does tanaka like anyone?
ohta : *thinks for a moment*
ohta : me!

ohta : *is always worried about how much tanaka is eating*

also when is ohta not carrying tanaka???

they're actually married bYe