oh dear! more of sam's rants are here

where's my holy water

i'm aWFUL so i'm sitting with my friend in computer tech and we had to make a word search so the teacher's explaining it and she goes "you can put any words in school appropriate categories" and my friend and i just look at each other and whisper "porn" at the same time i'm sO

and then he high fived me i'm deceased

and moments later he goes "well you couldn't use fan fiction as a category either" and i choked