MGA PAKIWARI AT PAGMUMUNI-MUNI (An AlDub Collection of Poems and Short Stories)

Of Lipsticks and Snapchats

After RJ sees himself on Maine's SC, with lipstick on (with a pink color of all colors) - he grimaces and makes a face, all the while rubbing a tissue paper on his lips, trying to remove said lipstick (which of course he's having a hard time removing).

"Meng!! Huy, delete mo na ito, plith?"
"Ayaw! Ano ka ba? Ang cute mo kaya dito! O - tingnan mo. Tingnan mo ulit."

*Maine plays the snap once more then cackles.

"Meng naman. Nahihiya na talaga ako. Pinagpi-piyestahan na ako sa Twitter oh!"
"Eeehhh... RJ! But this is too cute!"
"Ayaw mo talaga ha."
"Ayaw! Teka -- RJ. Ano yang gagawin mo? Bat ganyan ka makatingin? Huy! R--"
"..."
"..."
"Ngayon sige. Magpost ka ng selfie on Snapchat. I dare you."
"I really hate you right now, RJ."
"No, you don't. Dahil hindi ka papakagat sakin kung hate mo 'ko."
"..."
"Pero sige, pag dinelete mo na yung snap na yun, pwedeng may continuation..."
"Eto na po. Idedelete na po. Ayan, deleted na. Ok na po ba?"
"Ok na ok. Lika na ulit dito. Tutuloy ko na ang pagkagat sayo ng tuluyan ng lumipat tong lipstick na ito sa labi mo."