MGA PAKIWARI AT PAGMUMUNI-MUNI (An AlDub Collection of Poems and Short Stories)

Gym

*Phone rings for FaceTime

"Babe..."
"Hi, Love! Pasensya na medyo pawis pa. Kakatapos lang namin dito ni Kuya Ry. Papunta na rin kaming Broadway. Nasa barangay ka na ba?"
"Malapit na kami dun."
"O bakit parang namumula ka 'ata?"
"Eh kasi..."
"May sakit ka ba? Are you coming down with something? Sabi ko na kasi sayo eh. Mainit pa man din sa barangay. Tapos late pa natapos shoot mo kagabi and --"
"Babe, no. I'm fine."
"Then why are you looking so red?"
"Ano kasi..."
"Ano? Love, ano?"
"Uhm, I just saw your workout vids sa snapchat."
"O, yun ba? Hahaha! Ang kulit kasi ni Koy. Sabi ko wag ng kunan. Nakakahiya, pawis na pawis na ako. Teka what does that have to do with--?"
"..."
"Meng?"
"RJ - there was one snap of you doing that... Uhm, moan and uh - shit, that laugh..."
"Meng...?
"Woooh! Tangina. I'm fine Faulkerson. Wala ito."
"Did I... *ehem* Did I... Uh... Turn you on?"
"..."
"I did, didn't I?"
"Tangina Faulkerson, tigilan mo yang ngiting aso mong yan!"
"Nasan ka na Love?"
"Malapit na nga sa barangay."
"Text me where you are right now."
"Bakit? Pupunta ka?"
"..."
"RJ! May EB pa!"
"Do you think I care?"
"..."
"Text it. Right now."
"Fine! Eto na, tetext na."
"..."
"Ang taagaaal mo naaamaaann..."
"Meng."
"RJ."
"Wag ako."