MGA PAKIWARI AT PAGMUMUNI-MUNI (An AlDub Collection of Poems and Short Stories)

Paghahamon

Because I missed a lot from my weekend hiatus. A little something for you. Hope you like it. Lamyu all! 😘😘😘

FICTION. OK???

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*phone rings for FaceTime*

"Hi, Love!"
"..."
"Oh, bakit nakabusangot ka dyan?"
"..."
"Huy! Umagang umaga oh! Ano bang kinakatampo mo?"
"..."
"Faulkerson, I swear - bababaan na kita ng telepono!"
"Love naman kasi eh..."
"Ano nga? Bakit ba? Parang wala naman akong matandaan na ginawa ko para magtampo ka ng ganyan."
"I just saw your snaps from the Rotary party..."
"Ooookkk... What about it??"
"..."
"Ay grabe sya! Para talagang payb! Pout pa more talaga!"
"Kelangan ba kasing naka ganon ka talaga??"
"Ang alin? Naka ganon na ano??"
"Yung suot mong dress..."
"What about it?? It was a formal dress! And it looked really good on me! I thought you like it when I wear red din. Aside from white. Si Coleen ang namili kaya noon."
"Ayun na nga... It looked TOO good on you."
"..."
"Tapos medyo hapit pa..."
"..."
"Tapos ang haba pa ng slit... Tapos - huy! Wag mo nga akong tawanan!"
"HAHAHAHA! JUSKO FAULKERSON! Umiral na naman ang pagiging old-fashioned mo! Wala naman ako sa barangay 'no?! Walang nambastos sakin sa event na yun. It was a formal event and everyone pretty much looked like that."
"Every male in that event probably had their eyes on you."
"Wala. Ano ka ba?? Eh ikaw nga, lagi ring hapit ang jeans mo at lumalabas ka pa on national TV to the point na nagkaron na ng fans club yang si Junjun mo. Narinig mo ba akong nagreklamo?"
"..."
"Ang kuya mo talaga paminsan."
"..."
"Huy, anong ginagawa mo?"

*Twitter notification pinged*
*@aldenrichards02 tweeted*

"Ano 'tong tweet mo? Wait... Lemme check lang..."
"..."
"Really, Love? Eto ang ganti mo? Just because I wore a classy and sophisticated red dress even with that slit? Ilang taon ka na nga ulit??"
"Pasalamat ka nga, yan lang ang twineet kong picture."
"At bakit? Ano naman ang itw-tweet mo dapat? As if naman may hindi pa naki...

*photo received from RFJ (Love Ko)*

"FAULKERSON!! WHAT IS THIS???"
"Yan ang dapat talagang itw-tweet ko."
"DON'T YOU DARE..."
"At bakit?"
"Because that is for my eyes only!"
"Heh. Just like you. You're mine. And mine alone."
"When I get back from HK, Love..."
"I'm already ready, Love."