MGA PAKIWARI AT PAGMUMUNI-MUNI (An AlDub Collection of Poems and Short Stories)

A Real Snap

Because you know I just have to 😅😏 And because JaninnaBautista gave me an idea for this. This is for you labs 💛

FICTION OK? OK.

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"You're lurking again."

"Can't help it, love. Alam mo naman na --"

"Social media is a part your life. I know. Eh ano bang nandyan ngayon? Twitter ka ba?"

"Oo. Sepanx ang ADN, mahal."

"Hmmm..."

"Kahit tuloy ako nalulungkot for -- huy, Faulkerson, sto-- ay! Hmmm..."

"Can't help it either, love. Alam mo naman din na --"

"You love my shoulders and neck, I know. Jusko RJ. Hindi makahintay until makauwi?"

"With you looking so beautiful and sexy right now?? Nope."

"Hay naku! Teka nga. Teka nga. Let's take a snap for the neyshen. Mawala man lang ang kanilang sepanx satin. And then you -- FAULKERSON! I SAID WAIT!"

"Sige na nga! Sige na nga! Eto na! Panong pose ba ang gusto mo??"

"Just stay -- yan. Yan ganyan!"

*snap*

"Ang gwapo talaga ng baby boy ko!"

"At ang ganda naman talaga ng reyna ko."

"Hindi mo na ko kelangang bolahin, RJ. Sinagot na kita ok? Pero -- oooohhh... Hmmm... Hands, Faulkerson. Oh my..."

"..."

"..."

"Did you see the new HT?"

"Yeah... Hmmm..."

"Make it real daw."

"Oo nga eh... Ungh... RJ..."

"Lika na, Menggay ko. Uwi na tayo. I'll make it super real with you tonight."