A collection of fifteen-words-or-fewer flash fiction stories in tribute to The Great Nooch and his departure from YouTube. May the crack be ever in your favour, and may the chocolate-iest of all chocolate milks always pour into your wine glass.
----------
Unfortunate:
Chocolate milk.
Too busy.
Excitement?
Cheap beer.
Empty hours.
Freedom?
Hard liquor.
No point.
Happiness?
----------
Yes/No:
Said yes,
Big check,
"Sellout."
Said no,
Twenty views,
"Nobody."
-----------
Lies Mitch Told Me:
If you work hard enough...
But it was never enough.
-----------
For Sale:
Low price:
Fresh soul,
YouTube famous.
-----------
"Before I Became a Meme":
Last game
Camera off
No regrets
Signing off.
YOU ARE READING
Crack Attack: A Collection of One-Shots and Other Disturbing Shit
FanfictionThis book will ruin everything you love. /Everything./ Content and themes are explicit and disturbing; I'm not going to lie. Please don't read anything in this book if you are triggered by: explicit or implied violence, explicit or implied sexual sc...
