If you want an epic beat to go with these rhymes, "Death of a King" by Approaching Nirvana works nicely. It fits, in a way. Hard to be the king in a video game after this...
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Vik and the swegway
Were never good friends.
No matter what he did,
He could only offend.
He went down the hallway
With a bump and a thump.
When he turned corners,
He'd fall on his rump.
When he got going
And wanted to stop,
It would jerk around
'Til he'd land with a flop.
Over and over
He'd fall and get bruises,
Then he'd watch with a sigh
As the others went cruising.
When the others packed up
For a trip out of town,
Vik stayed home and
Shook his head with a frown.
He couldn't afford
To take another vacation.
He had videos to record.
His fans were all waiting.
So he worked and worked
'Til his eyes were sore,
And he worked and worked
'Til he couldn't take anymore.
He got up and walked past
The closet of merch,
And stepped on the swegway,
Which groaned with a lurch.
And now that there
Was nobody around,
He could tame the swegway
And not look like a clown.
Forward and back,
He ran into the wall,
Forward and back,
He sped down the hall.
Faster and faster
He moved toward the stairs,
Faster and faster
He started saying his prayers.
The swegway stopped
At the edge of the floor,
But Vik's feet sent it tumbling
Down toward the door.
Head over feet
And feet over head,
While behind him he left
A dark splash of red.
Down at the bottom
He moaned and he groaned.
He reached for his cell,
But could not move a bone.
He waited and waited,
Day after day,
Down on the floor,
In a puddle he lay.
When they opened the door,
The swegway by his side,
Vik was humiliated,
But he just couldn't hide.
They all started laughing,
'Til Ethan saw the blood.
That was when Josh
Asked what he had done.
Then JJ gave out
An almighty shriek.
Who would've thought
He'd been there for a week?
Just like always,
His videos were uploaded.
If he had stopped,
Then they would have noticed.
The Sidemen were screaming,
But all Vik could say
Was "I hate that damn swegway;
Today is not a good day."
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