Crack Attack: A Collection of One-Shots and Other Disturbing Shit

!uptime (The Great Nooch)

Hotel room. Alone at last. Twist blue, tilt, pour, stop. Shut drain dumbass. Tilt, pour, pour, pour, pour, empty. Twist blue, tilt pour, pour, pour, pour, empty. Twist red, tilt, pour, burns nose, eyes water, pour, empty. Start stream, mic on, camera off, glass bottle in hand, long drink. Last stream, make them watch the ads for Mom, big check to apologize. Greetings from the Land of Canada, my name was Nooch and I don't know who I am anymore say hello and goodbye and thank you for being here now but not before you assholes you left me when I needed you you took it all you took it all and all I have left is this shit I don't know what to do I don't make sense anymore yes I'm drunk yes I'm crying I'm dead inside what do you want from me! I have nothing left I'm not Nooch! Music starts, towel under door and air stops, no matter.

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy? No controller, no WASD moving me forward.

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes - look up to the skies and seeeeee... Dull white paint, no escape, no color or life.

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go.

Little high, little low oh! so low!

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to meeee... To me. Notes echo, no sense, words flash bright and ricochet on mirror.

Mama, just killed a man. Mat is dead. I killed him. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger finger on temple, blow away now he's dead. Mat is dead. Mama, life had just begun but now I've gone and thrown it all all that money away.

Mamaaaa! Ooooo-ooooohhh! Didn't mean to make you cry! Cry. Hear me cry? If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, never coming back carry on, carry on... 'Cause he doesn't really matter. Never mattered, all pretend.

Too late. My time has come. Heavy air like heavy water, heavy air like fallout, monster! Monster! Sent shivers down my spine, body's achin' all the time. Goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face The Truth. Scared, just smile.

Mamaaaa! Ooooo-ooooohhh! I don't wanna die! Breathe in. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

Can't remember, take another drink, cheap whiskey. Twenty dollar donation, sick fucker. Moving on the moon, light, too light. Glass up, mouth moves, no sound, no air. No time, just music. World moves too fast. No air.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. I tried, Mom. Spare me my life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Tip bottle. All words say nothing to me.

Mama Mia, let me go! Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeee!

Give up, burn. Burn! Burn! Burning breathing, stop breathing! Game. Over. What don't you understand?

So you think you can stone me Nothing. and spit in my eye?! So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!

All white. No gravity. Moondust up my nose. Cold, hard, smooth. Ding, ding, ding-ding, ding...

Nothing really matters, anyone can see... Stop, smile, gone. Bright darkness, my old friend.

Nothing really matters... Nothing really matters to me. Ding ding dingdingdingdingdingding is he coming back when did stream start voice crack leave? !game check out my channel Minecraft doing YouTube again? drunk !uptime too late time's up.

Any way the wind blows...