mum: don't forget to unload the dishwasher
five minutes later
mum: did u finish ur homework?
five minutes later
mum: we have to go to ur grandmother's house tomorrow
five minutes later
mum: ur dad and i talked about buying u a car next month
two seconds later
daughter: really?? omg thank u!!
mum: no we're not. i just wanted to make sure u were getting my texts.
daughter: that's cruel
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funny text messages
De Todogirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
