girl: don't u think it's funny how the person ur gonna marry is on earth right now?
boy: yeah, haha. that's weird
girl: don't u ever wonder what they r doing?
boy: i already know. she's texting me
girl: AAWWWW
boy: but she just went to bed, so i'm talking to u now :(
girl: ...
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
