boy: u were so drunk yesterday
friend: really?
boy: yes
friend: what happened?
boy: we got lost on our way home from the party and u picked up a little spanish girl and said "dora, i'm lost! i need to borrow ur map!!"
friend: forgot about that...
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
