boy: she left me dude. she's gone
friend: oh man, i'm so sorry
boy: she took all our pictures we ever had together
friend: things will get better, just forgive and forget
boy: she took my black ops too
friend: KILL THE BITCH
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funny text messages
Sonstigesgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
