boy: hey mate
boy: hello?
boy: why r u not answering?
friend: oh sorry, i can't find my phone
boy: text me when u find it
friend: ok
five minutes later
boy: did u find it yet?
friend: no
boy: ok, let me know when u do
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
