lady: hey babe i really want this jacket for $500. can i get it?
man: uh sure
lady: i also want this convertible for $400,000
man: ok, whatever u want
lady: oh, and a mansion that costs $399,000,000
man: ... go for it
man looks around and asks "who's phone is this?"
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
