boy: wanna hear a poem?
girl: ok
boy: roses r red, violets r blue, a face like urs belongs in a zoo. but don't worry, i'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.
girl: that's so cute
boy: haha, glad u liked it ;)
girl: wanna see a magic trick?
boy: sure
girl: poof, ur single :)
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
