boy: dude, yesterday i was in a restaurant and i rlly needed to pass gas
friend: and...
boy: the music was rlly loud so i did it
friend: and...
boy: i realised i was listening to my ipod
friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
