daughter: why tf did u cheat on me!!?
dad: um what?
daughter: sorry, that was meant for jim
dad: oh ok, on a totally different subject... do u know where my shotgun is?
daughter: yes >:)
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
text no.55
daughter: why tf did u cheat on me!!?
dad: um what?
daughter: sorry, that was meant for jim
dad: oh ok, on a totally different subject... do u know where my shotgun is?
daughter: yes >:)
