cat owner: are you high-kicking in the litter box? there's litter everywhere!
mittens: don't judge my bathroom habits. i don't judge you for playing "let the poo thru" on the toilet.
cat owner: you wouldn't have to see it if you didn't insist on being in the bathroom with me.
mittens: someone has to make sure you're not cheating.
cat owner: you're impossible.
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yo this is like the best joke since it's about a cat lol
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