guy: can't wait to see you babe, hurry up and get here!!
girl: woohoo it's friday! screw the gym, i'm getting pregnant tonight!!
guy: uhm...... .shouldn't we talk about this first?
girl: OMG I MEANT TO SAY PRINGLES NOT PREGNANT, IT AUTOCORRECTED
guy: lmao i almost had a heart attack
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Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
