boy: have u ever had ur first kiss yet?
friend: yes of course
boy: bro, ur mum doesn't count
friend: yeah but urs does
boy: ...
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Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
text no.42
boy: have u ever had ur first kiss yet?
friend: yes of course
boy: bro, ur mum doesn't count
friend: yeah but urs does
boy: ...
