daughter: mum... i just found out i'm pregnant...
mum: WHAT???!!!! GET UR ASS HOME RIGHT NOW MISSY!! WHAT WERE U THINKING?!! UR 15!!!!
daughter: mum... wrong daughter... this is the married one
mum: oh... congratulations sweetie!!
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funny text messages
Acakgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
