girl: why did the chicken cross the road?
friend: seriously -.-
girl: to get to the ugly bitch's house
friend: ... i don't get it
girl: knock knock
friend: who's there
girl: the chicken!
friend: damn u
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funny text messages
Acakgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
