dad: don't come home tonight. ur mum and i r getting it on
son: haha, gotta hate autocorrect, right?
dad: what do u mean?
son: u made a typo, right? look at ur first text
dad: no i didn't make a typo
son: ...
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Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
