boy: look honey, i still love u, but i don't think this is really working anymore
girl: r u breaking up with me?! after two years u r breaking up with me??!!! over TEXT, because it's 'not working'??!! WTF IS WRONG WITH U??!!!!
boy: oh shit, sorry, i sent this to the wrong person!
girl: oh thank god, u scared me babe!!
girl: wait... WHO WERE U SENDING THIS TO??!!!
boy: fuck...
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funny text messages
Acakgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...