son: hey mum, can i borrow $50?
mum: no! do u think money grows on trees?!
son: well, what's money made of?
mum: paper...
son: and what's paper made of?
mum: ... trees...
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text no.9
son: hey mum, can i borrow $50?
mum: no! do u think money grows on trees?!
son: well, what's money made of?
mum: paper...
son: and what's paper made of?
mum: ... trees...
