girl: babyyyyy
boy: what's up babe?
girl: guess what
boy: what?
girl: i'm pregnant!!!!!!
boy: why the hell u telling me for? it ain't mine
girl: yes it is. ur the only one i've been sleeping with
boy: well i'm moving to afghanistan tomorrow. good luck
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
